Talents: Hacerme pendejo todo el tiempo pero especialmente cuando tengo un chingo de cosas que hacer
how do people even put up with me like i cant even put up with me
Someone will always be prettier.
Someone will always be smarter.
Someone will always be younger.
But they will never be you.
senior year of high school i had the battiest old lady for my ap lit class and we had to get up and present a poem and i totally forgot to memorize one so i got up in the front of the room and recited “hotel california” word for word with a straight face and everyone was like cracking up and the teacher gave me a hundred for being “insightful and poetic”